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Hobo With A Shotgun (Remaster)

Wickens — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 16:56:06 +0000

I wasn’t happy with the way the original I did sounded so I remastered it.

Lyrics
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Spread the word you dirty cocksuckers
Tell all your grave robbing friends
I want them out of the city now
HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN!
The streets gave birth to a stray dog who is now fed up
living on the streets is tough

and it’s about to get tougher
HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN!
violence, cruelty, murder
The streets will be lonelier
because this hobo’s takin on
cashing in his nickles and dimes
for a new way of life
but getting out, isnt that easy
This hero is going to have to deliver justice one shell at a time
I’m gonna sleep in your bloody carcasses tonight
HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN!
He’s pissed
and he wants answers
He’s only shooting dirty cops, but they’re all dirty cops
jack off this you child-molesting shit licker
HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN!
when violence rules the streets there will only be one law
his
We’re taking a rail cart to hell and you’re riding shotgun
HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN!

Ass For Brains

Wickens — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 16:54:33 +0000

Ass For Brains

Lyrics
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(Verse 1)
Shit talker
Cock sucker
Every day
The bullshit Smells a little stronger
It comes right out of your mouth
Your vocal patterns Sound just like farts

(Pre-Chorus)
Your brains receded
From, your, skull!
But it can’t just escape from your asshole
Its stuck down there, in your crack
And this is why I know you like that

(Chorus)
You have
ass for brains
I know it well
I see it every day
You have
ass for brains
Known as a syndrome, Its a symptom, you have the plague

(Verse 2)
When they kick you it lowers your I. Q.
A swift kick could mean a brain dead you
Better not get a colon cleansing
be careful when you flush the toilet

The Dust Mites Will Eat Your Skin

Wickens — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 19:21:53 +0000

The Dust Mites Will Eat Your Skin

I found a new genre, educational metal.
I use big words in this one.

Lyrics
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(Verse1)
Every day
they munch away
you cant see them but they’re there
pyroglyphidae
an arthropoda
You better not have an allergy
Myths-misconceptions
Of acariformes
They dont add weight to where you sleep
Thats total bullshit
I think you knows it
Just leave them be

(chorus)
The dust mites Will eat your skin
They’re in the sheets crawling on the bed again
The dust mites
Will eat your remains
They feast on what you shed

(verse 2)
Think of them as a cleaning crew
Eating dead skin left behind by you
They’re not picky they’ll eat it all
But its freaky knowing they’re there at all
Disodium
octaborate
tetrahydrate is the easiest way
If you want to eradicate
Ten minutes in a dryer is lethal to the buggers

(verse 3)
Common mites
Can survive
Most climates even up high
Specifically bedrooms and kitchens
Am I scaring you with this description?
They dont digest normally
they have no stomach, rather diverticulae
It’s kinda neat if you think about it
sacks or pouches made from hollow organs

Hitting Fatties With A 2×4

Wickens — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 19:22:24 +0000

Hitting Fatties With A 2×4

Lyrics
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(Chorus)
Hitting fatties with a 2×4
There is not much more
that I enjoy
I love seeing you jiggle with each hit
And I’ll do it again and again
Each time I do I love seeing you
reel in pain
Hitting fatties with a 2×4 I cant get enough of it

(Verse 1)
I’ve soaked it
In motor oil
It wont splinter
It wont even falter
I cant wait
To try it out, It’s been soaking for over a year now
Just give me
One good excuse
Nevermind I dont even need those
I’ll just
Do what I do best
Dont worry, I’m just getting warmed up

(Verse 2)
Round two
Who’s up to bat
It’s like a carnival, the main attraction
Normally it’s just for fun
But I could get rich in no time
More than one
Selection of bats
Soaked in oil, or nails through the top
2 for 4 are the ticket prices
The same dimensions, as the tools provided

(Breakdown 2)
No letting up
No breaks for you
The kids will take
turn after turn
Until your gut
is black and blue
It’s not an 8 hour shift, it’s a full 12
and you better like what you do

Hobo With A Shotgun

Wickens — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 00:40:50 +0000

My first ever attempt at vocals.
Drums need to be finishes and some mixing/comp issues.

Hobo With A Shotgun

The Trailer

Grandspa’s Guitars Final

Wickens — Thu, 27 May 2010 17:28:33 +0000

Completed song, totally finished minus vocals.
Best song I’ve ever written/recorded. At least to me.

Grandspa’s Guitars Final

Oh you mean a Grandspa’s Guitars?!

Wickens — Wed, 26 May 2010 21:21:40 +0000

They’re for pussy’s, and grandspa’s. I think you knows it.

Grandspa’s Guitars

A Life In The Shadows

Wickens — Wed, 26 May 2010 16:11:49 +0000

I’ve been listening to too much Austrian Death Machine, or not enough.

A Life In The Shadows

New inteface, new song

Wickens — Wed, 05 May 2010 19:48:11 +0000

I replaced my old Echo Layla3G with a MOTU 8pre.
Echo apparently does nothing for customers who have a defective interface. I was more than happy to get one that works perfectly at any bitrate it can use without a hiccup.

MOTU

The Dust Mites Will Eat Your Skin

Wickens — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 23:45:11 +0000

New song, all the guitars.
I’ve been working on the solos for a bit now, and apparently tonight I did them.

The Dust Mites Will Eat Your Skin